Tuesday, January 26, 2016

School Yard Noises



*A recess bell*

“You got an A on your math test?....CHINK!”

“Chinese eyes.”

“You could be in the Pretty Club except…well I hate to say it, but it’s your eyes…”

“You and the Chinese Grocers son Gilbert are going to get married and have Ching Chong babies!”

“You are quite stout for an Asian girl.”

“I bet if you grew up in Korea you would be thinner.”

“You are Asian…but not Asian enough.”

“Fucking Chinese Drivers! Ahahahah!”

“Mom…I don’t like my eyes.”

“Sweetie, if you want to get surgery to fix your eyes I will pay for it.”

“This Chink bitch right here.”

“You are so exotic looking! I LOVE Asian women. I only date Asians”

“Haha..I am more Asian than you!”

“You are such a banana.”

"Korea is not your homeland...you are not a Korean!"

"Go back to where you came from"


*To nobody In particular…*

“Yes..I am a banana. No, I am a Canadian. I am South Korean…but I am not. I am both, and I am neither…….I am nothing.”